As soon as you enter your email below, I’ll send you my villainous and purely disturbing welcome emails. It’s something delightfully unexpected—an inbox treat unlike anything you’ve seen in the DR world.

You’ll feel trapped (in a good way—trust me)… and worst of all, you’ll actually love it. In fact, it just might be the best welcome email you’ve ever received.

Because when you get my wildly fun (and possibly addictive) welcome email that’s got people grinning, nodding, and hitting “forward” way too fast…

You won’t want to leave. Just like others who are now stuck reading my emails.

It’s the kind of email you’ll actually want to read. Maybe even twice. Maybe even… frame it?

(Okay, maybe not frame it. But still.)

So go on—pop your email in below, if you dare.